You have a problem. Your TBR (To-Be-Read list) is already a mile long, and yet—I’m here to make it worse.
Every week, I send out bookish emails that will:
✔️ Shove new books into your already overflowing TBR
✔️ Derail your entire reading schedule
✔️ Emotionally ruin you with must-read recommendations
If you ever thought “I should stop adding books to my list”—LOL. Cute. Not on my watch.
Here’s exactly how I will destroy your TBR.
📚 1. I Give You Book Recs You Physically Can’t Ignore
Normal book recs? Boring. Safe. Skippable.
My book recs? Dangerous. Addictive. Life-altering.
I don’t just tell you what to read—I tell you why this book will consume your soul, ruin your emotions, and leave you unable to function.
🚨 You will go from “Oh, that sounds interesting” to “I NEED THIS BOOK IMMEDIATELY” in 0.2 seconds.
You will abandon your current read. You will ignore your TBR. You will buy this book instantly.
Your TBR? DOOMED.
🔥 2. My Unhinged Bookish Rants Will Make You Add Books Out of Fear
Have you ever seen someone so feral about a book that you immediately thought: “Okay, I need to see what the hype is about”?
That’s me. Every single week.
I don’t just recommend books—I SCREAM ABOUT THEM. I:
😡 Rant about betrayals and plot twists that broke me.
😭 Spiral over devastating character deaths.
💀 Lose my mind over fictional relationships that ruined my life.
You will read my emails and think:
"I don't even know what this book is about yet, but clearly, I need to suffer too."
Boom. Another book added to your TBR. You're welcome.
📖 3. You Will Get FOMO and Add Books You Weren’t Even Considering
Some books aren’t on your radar. Yet.
But then my email hits your inbox, and suddenly:
👀 You’re seeing it everywhere.
📚 It’s getting added to your Goodreads.
💸 Your bank account is in danger.
I will single-handedly make you rearrange your reading priorities because suddenly, you’re missing out on the book everyone is screaming about.
You thought you had a reading plan? Cute. My emails will destroy it.
⚠️ 4. I Will Emotionally Manipulate You into Buying Books You Weren’t Ready For
I’m not here to give you gentle, casual recommendations.
I am here to emotionally manipulate you into adding books you are NOT READY FOR.
I will:
😈 Say one single, devastating sentence that makes you go “Oh no… I need to read this.”
💀 Drop a quote so painful you immediately add to cart.
🔥 Tell you “This book ruined me” and somehow, you’ll take that as a challenge.
You will not be prepared. But you will add the book to your TBR.
And then you will message me saying “WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!”
(And I will laugh. Because I regret nothing.)
👀 5. If You Subscribe, You Are Accepting Your TBR Will Never Recover
This is not just a bookish newsletter. This is TBR sabotage.
Every week, you will:
📩 Open your inbox to find at least 3 new books you suddenly need.
📚 Rearrange your reading plans because of something I said.
💸 Curse me for your ever-growing book budget.
You will try to resist. You will tell yourself “No more books.”
🚨 But I will break you. 🚨
Because if you love books, crave emotionally devastating reads, and enjoy chaos… you belong here.
📩 Ready to Let Me Wreck Your TBR?
📢 Sign up for my chaos emails now
🚨 WARNING: Side effects may include:
✔️ Screaming about new book releases
✔️ Ignoring your existing TBR for just one more book
✔️ Wondering how you ever lived without this level of bookish chaos
Your TBR is already doomed. Just accept it. 😈
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